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mintflavour:

One more art dump today. Silly fun, based on a joke myself and Lauren made - although I’m not sure how we came to this idea *scratches head*, but the thought of rude Vinnie is hilarious.
(Denzel must be stood on a box, just to try and lessen the looming factor from Vincent).

mintflavour:

One more art dump today. Silly fun, based on a joke myself and Lauren made - although I’m not sure how we came to this idea *scratches head*, but the thought of rude Vinnie is hilarious.

(Denzel must be stood on a box, just to try and lessen the looming factor from Vincent).

15-Year-Old African Kid Tells Madonna To Go ‘Have Sex’ with Herself

almightykushlord:

Dakarai Molokomme, a 15-year-old starving child from a small village in Zimbabwe, has just told , one of the most famous pop stars in the world, to  and f*** , the local media are reporting exclusively.

“Yes, it’s true, I told Madonna to go f*** herself. Do you want to know why?” Dakarai asked. “It’s the same thing every time with these snobby rich Americans. Every once in a while they come to show us their support for the so-called eradication of poverty by adopting a child from a starving family, but they actually do more harm than good. Transracial international adoptions are part of the white savior industrial complex,” Dakarai explained.

In further discussions with journalists from the media, the  stated that “none of the children here actually want to be taken away from their family and friends so they can be displayed as some kind of trophy in the homes of self-righteous singers or actors who want to score some points with the media and Oprah.”

“If they really want to help us, they should get Big Pharma to ship us some anti-retroviral drugs for the AIDS epidemic, or build schools and hospitals. If they don’t want to do that, then they can all go f** themselves!” the child told reporters.

The 15-year-old also stated that he would say the same thing to any one of those American or European “faux humanitarian posers”, except for Bono, whom he said he would also kick in the groin.

“Bono’s efforts to save the African savage from itself prove that the colonial imperative is alive and well,” Dakarai said as he walked with other village children collecting sticks to build a tree fort.

THIS IS THE RAWEST 15 YEAR OLD ALIVE

seraphatonin:

i think everyone needs laverne cox as wonder woman in their life

downloadable here if tumblr doesnt cooperate

zzbbtt:

i dont think i’ll ever stop reblogging this shit

It’s really not that hard to tell actors from their characters

polyturtles:

artactually:

Like, this is Loki

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And this is Tom. They have different colored hair.

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This is Castiel

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And this is Misha. They wear different clothes.

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This is Tony Stark

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And this is Robert Downey Jr. They have different names.

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Simple

Actually, don’t forget that Tony Stark is about half a foot taller. RDJ is a tiny tiny man and it’s hilarious.

manticoreimaginary:

Hey, Circe Will Send You Food Because Everyone Likes Weird Other Country Food? Something Something FLIGHTLESS BIRDS!!!? 
ManticoreImaginary’s Kiwi Delicious Giveaway!
I wanted to do a giveaway, but being completely uncreative and also not a hugely wealthy person, I decided my best option was to send you delicious tasty treats from a foreign land. The pack has been put together from where I’ve seen people on the internet go “what is THAT?” so some of these things you might actually have locally, but hopefully not most of them.
The prize will contain: Pineapple Lumps, a block of Whittaker’s chocolate, Maltesers, Jaffas, Tim Tams, Perky Nana, RJ’s raspberry licorice, chocolate fish, Cherry Ripe, and an adorable sheep or kiwi soft toy that I’ve yet to purchase but it’ll be cute as fuck, I bet.
RULES:
Each reblog is an entry. I’m only counting one reblog per person.
The winner will be drawn on the 1st October and the package will be shipped soon after that.
New Zealanders can’t enter for obvious reasons. Aussies, you can, I guess, but most of this stuff you’ve already got? (If I draw out an Australian I might just send you a mini-pack and then redraw someone else. I’m not posting you tim tams, dude.)
Actual included items might change slightly from what it says up there. It’ll still be a bunch of kiwi yums, but the world does its thing and stuff changes. We just gotta roll with it, people.
You don’t have to be following me.

manticoreimaginary:

Hey, Circe Will Send You Food Because Everyone Likes Weird Other Country Food? Something Something FLIGHTLESS BIRDS!!!? 

ManticoreImaginary’s Kiwi Delicious Giveaway!

I wanted to do a giveaway, but being completely uncreative and also not a hugely wealthy person, I decided my best option was to send you delicious tasty treats from a foreign land. The pack has been put together from where I’ve seen people on the internet go “what is THAT?” so some of these things you might actually have locally, but hopefully not most of them.

The prize will contain: Pineapple Lumps, a block of Whittaker’s chocolate, Maltesers, Jaffas, Tim Tams, Perky Nana, RJ’s raspberry licorice, chocolate fish, Cherry Ripe, and an adorable sheep or kiwi soft toy that I’ve yet to purchase but it’ll be cute as fuck, I bet.

RULES:

  1. Each reblog is an entry. I’m only counting one reblog per person.
  2. The winner will be drawn on the 1st October and the package will be shipped soon after that.
  3. New Zealanders can’t enter for obvious reasons. Aussies, you can, I guess, but most of this stuff you’ve already got? (If I draw out an Australian I might just send you a mini-pack and then redraw someone else. I’m not posting you tim tams, dude.)
  4. Actual included items might change slightly from what it says up there. It’ll still be a bunch of kiwi yums, but the world does its thing and stuff changes. We just gotta roll with it, people.
  5. You don’t have to be following me.

what did nickelodeon do???  I keep seeing zingers on it but not what they did!!

Wednesday, July 23, 2014
aunteeblazer:

jordtheborednord:

thursdaymorningchild:

kaminas-spirit:

House dressed as a house painting a house on a house

are you okay Hugh?

I was not prepared for this.

what in THE

aunteeblazer:

jordtheborednord:

thursdaymorningchild:

kaminas-spirit:

House dressed as a house painting a house on a house

are you okay Hugh?

I was not prepared for this.

what in THE

Monday, July 21, 2014

thewritingwriter4:

Heads up guys.  Body shaming doesn’t just happen to women.  Recently, baseball player Prince Fielder stripped down for ESPN’s Body issue and here are the comments that accompanied.  Now, I will acknowledge that these are all male contributes, but it’s still shining a light on fat shaming for men, and how athletes (and anyone who poses nude) are socially expected to be perfect.

I’m not going to downplay the amount of shit women get on their bodies, but I would like to point out that this made news today.

unclefather:

you want a man with a strong jawline so you have a sturdy place to sit

revivingpeeta:

tumblr ruined my life but made it better somehow

 
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